Smoking Kills

I was thinking of taking up smoking as a way to calm my nerves and suppress hunger.

Of course, you can't just rush into a bad habit like that, so I was thinking of easing into it. I'll start by chewing nicotine gum first, and then switch to a patch, before I finally begin puffing away on Marlboro Lights.

Eventual goal: filterless Lucky Strikes, two packs a day...